scence: strolling around the sapp bros truck stop

me: are you ready to go, hendrix?
hendrix: no.  i'm looking for some ear muffs.
me: for what?
hendrix: ear music

DB

scene: hendrix and his dad are throwing paper airplanes, but the planes aren't landing where they want them.

hendrix:  that plane flies like a douchebag.

don't feed the animals

scene: 6:00 in the morning.  mom is woken up by toddler telling her that he fed the cats and to come look...

me: WHAT!?!  oh god. what time is it?
hendrix: make sure to laugh mom.  not yell.  it's funny. i fed the cats. don't yell.

scene: riding in the car when a "don't drink and drive" commerical comes on the radio

hendrix: you're not supposed to drink and drive?
me: no. it is unsafe.
hendrix: you drink and drive.
me: no, hendrix i don't. they're talking about alcohol.
hendrix: oh. that's silly.

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keeping it real

me: hendrix, do you want cheese on your spaghetti?
hendrix: no, i like to keep it real.
me: what!?! you mean, regular?
hendrix: NO! i like to keep it real.
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