Shit My Toddler Says
Sunday, May 20, 2012
Saturday, May 19, 2012
DB
scene: hendrix and his dad are throwing paper airplanes, but the planes aren't landing where they want them.
hendrix: that plane flies like a douchebag.
hendrix: that plane flies like a douchebag.
Friday, May 18, 2012
don't feed the animals
scene: 6:00 in the morning. mom is woken up by toddler telling her that he fed the cats and to come look...
me: WHAT!?! oh god. what time is it?
hendrix: make sure to laugh mom. not yell. it's funny. i fed the cats. don't yell.
me: WHAT!?! oh god. what time is it?
hendrix: make sure to laugh mom. not yell. it's funny. i fed the cats. don't yell.
keeping it real
me: hendrix, do you want cheese on your spaghetti?
hendrix: no, i like to keep it real.
me: what!?! you mean, regular?
hendrix: NO! i like to keep it real.
.......
hendrix: no, i like to keep it real.
me: what!?! you mean, regular?
hendrix: NO! i like to keep it real.
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